Splatterhouse
released in 1988 by namco, splatterhouse was one of the most bl–dy, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. even by today’s standards, it’s primitive 2d graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. the object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, “rick” through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it’s h-llish depths. the game play is similar to old beat’m ups like kung-fu and vigilante. although never released outside of j-pan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the turbografx-16. with it’s intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat’em up action, splatterhouse’s popularity lead to two sequels released for sega’s megadrive/genesis consoles.
rick: “i’ve been playing splatterhouse on my tg16 and now i have to sleep with the lights on!”
jennifer: “if you think that’s scarey, you should play the arcade version!!”
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