splatties
the diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
matt: want to go get some lunch dude?
dillon: nah man i have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, i got the splatties.
matt: you should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
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