Splerf


when you j-zz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
“after giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense i completely splerfed myself!”
similar to a spliff but much fatter.
“wanna roll a spliff?”
“no, i wanna rolla splerf”

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