Splert
1. a descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male -j-c-l-t–n, sometimes female, as well. 2. to describe a pending -rg-sm. 3. a term used announcing s-xual intentions/wishes. 4. used to describe a woman’s period, or, ‘time-of-the-month’. 5. squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.
s-x completed: “wow! i came and it really splert that time!”
-rg-sm pending: “i’m gonna splert!” he said in p-ssion.
wanton desire: “dude! i’d really like to splert her!”
menstruation: “i used my last tampoon for my splert!”
squirt bottle: “that ketchup came out in a splert.”
childbirth: “after she delivered, i had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!”
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