Splinter


a small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body’s protection. the opposite of schl-ng. when referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a wh-r- or more commonly, sl-t.
nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
splinter… the shredder has taken april!
named after the sensei of the mutant turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: a rat boy trained as a ninja.
did you see that ash tray fly? that stuart is a f-cking ninja. in fact he’s splinter.
an std made of all the current stds combined
frank: “look at that girl from north marion, daayyyummm.”

dank: “dude, i wouldn’t touch that. i heard she has splinters!”
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a c-nt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
“that splinter just called you a lard -ss because you can’t fit in a size 1…..what was she doing looking at your -ss anyway, f-cking dike.”
a guy with a small p-n-s who gets “wood” or a hard on, but since it’s small, it’s called a splinter.
“oh man, look at that guy’s splinter! mwhaha”
when a woman hasn’t shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.
d-mn girl, you got splinters!

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