Split Ends
something girls constantly b-tch about.
omg i have split ends!
omg really?? me too!
something only american girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
when one goes to p-ss and it comes out in two streams.
this usually occurs after one has -j-c-l-t-d and the c-m has dried in the d-ck hole.
john: “wtf is all over the bathroom?!?!?!”
bob: “sorry dude, i got split ends”
apparently they can be called fish tails
-texts- omg i love cutting my split ends. ‘lol. what are they?’ they’re like…white fish tails.
when ones p-n-s has “split”.
“oh sh-t. ive got a split end after f-cking your maws face last nite”
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