Split-fingered fastball
a baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindf-cks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train–you should have seen it coming, but it’s just too d-mn good for you.
you need an example for this? seriously? fine. that thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean split-fingered fastball. are you happy now!?
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