split my gooch
1) the phrase used to express injury in general
2) something you say when you’re really f-cking angry
3) when you’re skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply f-cking too hard and you rip the seam between your t-st-cl-s and your -sshole
4) an alternate term for f-cking
1) jesus: what the f-ck did you do to your knee?
noah: i split my gooch man!
2) “that really splits my gooch!”
3) “dude, i nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but i came down on my board and split my gooch.”
4) jebediah: there’s a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
moses: isn’t that why we came to the gay club?
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