split pee
phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to p-ssing out from all the booze) after s-x and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up j-sm in your p-ss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the p-ss and it parts like a snake’s tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
after picking up some girl from last night’s bar trip, i woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over lee’s bathroom wall.
the separation of p-ss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your d-ck, which causes you to miss the toilet
tyrone: d-mn man, why is da floor wet? and why do it smell lik p-ss in her?
damarcus: yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.
meaning p-ssy. if pee pee is the equivalent to a p-n-s, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a v-g-n-.
remember to eat your split pees.
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