splitch
– a screw up.
– infinitive; ‘to splitch’, to make a mistake.
man, he splitched that real good. that was such a splitch.
slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a s-xual toy on her v-g-n- whilst “wet”. this is because it is the comical ‘sound’ a v-g-n- makes while under pleasure/ “wet”.
yea, i bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.
she splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.
i was woken up by my mother’s spltiching last night.
what hot grease does when it pops out of a frying pan.
ouch! i just got splitched by that bacon grease.
put a lid on that, it’s splitching everywhere.
turn the heat down, it’s about to splitch.
a tich of that and a splash of this
i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.
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