splitop


the act of opening a soft drink can’s top
there is nothing a refreshing as the sound of coca-cola splitop.
a program where soldiers split their basic training and advanced training in half – resulting in advanced training being typically completed the following year.

split op recruits are renown for hanging out with recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their advanced training.
that split op soldier sure is a p-ssy.

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