Splitting Cannons
splitting cannons: the occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. size would const-tute 36 d and above
man did you see the chick in that convertible? her seatbelt was splitting cannons….
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