splode
v. to projectile vomit while simultaneously experiencing explosive diarrhea.
1. after a night of drinking and a morning of haggis, he sploded all over the hallway on a desperate attempt to reach the bathroom.
a mistransation of explode
your head a splode
1) the act of sploding.
2) slang for explode or burst.
i’m gonna splode.
‘splode
“to explode”.
i ‘splode.
you ‘splode.
he/she/it ‘splodes
they ‘splode.
noun: ‘splosion.
adjective: ‘splodin.
adverb. ‘splodinly.
see also: ‘splodite, ‘sploder, ‘splodinology, ‘splodinism, ‘splodinity, ‘splodinites, the church of ‘splodinity.
“gary poured too much tnt over his ceareal this morning. you should have seen him ‘splode, eugene. the wallpaper ain’t green now…”
a simplification of the word explode.
1) he splode all over her face.
2) the car splode and 50 people died.
1. a version of the word explode commonly used in chatrooms, most likely derivitive of the phrase “your head a splode.”
dude, that just ‘sploded!
short hand for something that explodes.
omg his head just sploded!
v. to experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) -rg-sm.
after she gargled my b-lls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, i splode all over her face.
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