Splom
(verb) to ramble on for ages about stuff that no one cares about.
(noun) the subject that no one cares about that a person is talking about
splommer (n): one who sploms
splomee (n): receiver of splom
guy 1: oh man have you met tony? he’s such a splommer!
guy 2: oh i know! he just started splomming to me one day about how his day was! i don’t give a sh-t about how his day was!
guy 1: man, i f-cking hate splommers
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