Splooch Gooch
a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of c-m crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman’s area between the v-g-n- and b-tthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a “h-m-“,”f-g”,”raging flamer”, or my favorite, an “-n-l tool”). men with gooch splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional “alaskan pancake”.
shanene:”girl, i was changin’ in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho precious? anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a…”
shafanjae:”b-tch don’t tell me she had a splooch gooch!”
shanene:”girl you don’t even know. now, let’s go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!”
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