Splooge-ology
the study of splooge (s-m-n) and its many variations.
1. if its chunky and lumpy, it’s cream corn.
2. if its watery and fizzy, it’s cream soda.
3. if its going into something (such as an orphace), it’s cream pie.
4. if its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. if its white and light, its whipped cream.
“i need to study my splooge-ology”.
“oh god i’m going to cream corn, good thing i know splooge-ology”.
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