splooge on my nooge
after one -j-c-l-t-s, if there is still s-m-n left on ones p-n-s and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you’re feeling frisky)and gets the remaining s-m-n on it, this is called splooge on ones nooge.
” i was f-cking my girlfriend and after we were done, i pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge.”
“i was f-cking some b-tch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. i shouted ‘aww, splooge on my nooge son!’ then he grabbed a 2×4 and i hightailed my -ss out of there.”
“splooge on my nooge son!”
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