Splurge Monkey


okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it’s, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about sh-t. they really annoy me. bl–dy splurge monkeys! i hate them all. utter splurge monkeys. if i had my way they’d all be put down. now. w-nkers!
“you are, like, such a splurge monkey vikki pollard”

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