Spock Shock
a spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. after proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the v-g-n- while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the -n-s. with a succusfull “spock shock”, you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long… and prosper.
judith: when curt v. gives me the spock shock i go insane with pleasure!
dusty: me too!
a nickname for the vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.
guard: what the h-ll are you doing?
lone starr: uh… a spock shock?
guard: no, no, stupid. you’ve got it much too high. it’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
lone starr: like this?
guard: yeah! (faints)
in star trek lore the vulcan hand greeting that equates to human handshaking used in a s-xual manner for two in the stink and two in the pink. a spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. a more aggressive form of the shocker
dude that sh-t was so gnarly i had to go spock shock on that…to wit i announced “live long and shocker” because the needs of the pink do not outweigh the needs of the stink! the crev-sse of my hand bridged the neutral zone from her-n-s to fluidic sp-ce. once again the vulcans are amb-ssadors of peace!
giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the trekkie sign.
dude, last night i gave laquiqui the spock shock!
the act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. extremely painful.
danny ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so i spock shocked the f-ck out of him.
the act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous
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