Spock Syndrome
a condition in which one has the character of spock or a full vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
a man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.
gym worker 1: “hey, what the h-ll are you doin’? why aren’t you wearing clothes?”
spock syndrome guy: “it isn’t logical to wear clothes to the gym. i get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again.”
gym worker 2: “but you have to wear clothes!”
ssg: “why?”
gw 1: “because that’s the rules!”
ssg: “why is it a rule?”
gw 1: “it just is!”
ssg: “i do not understand.”
gw 2: “forget it, dude, he’s got spock syndrome.”
gw 1: “what a weirdo! who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?”
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