Spocker
so named for its resemblance to a traditional vulcan greeting and the starfleet officer who made it famous, the spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “the shocker.” as with its 3-fingered counterpart, the spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s v-g-n-l opening. it is here, however, where the similarities end. whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the -n-s of the pinky finger only, the spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. it is the resulting “v” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
to boldly go where no man had gone before i gave her the spocker.
similar to the shocker; inserting 2 fingers into the v-g-n-l opening and 2 into the -n-s at the same time. used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
“if the shocker don’t rock her, spocker!”
inserting two fingers in the v-g-n-, and two fingers in the -sshole of a girl. your hand is in the shape of the “live long and prosper” sign that mr. spock gives.
another variation of the popular shocker move. instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous romulan symbol.
one could use the phrases “two in the goo, two in the poo.”, “two in the cl-t, two in the sh-t.” and “two in the pink, two in the stink.” to describe this action.
yo, tyrone, i straight-up spocked mah b-tch last night!
sometimes when i’m boning my lady, i pretend i’m captain kirk and give her the spocker.
v. to put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout ‘live long and prosper.’ based on the traditional split fingered vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.
that little star trek b-tch, her -ss so loose one finger won’t do, so i gave her the spocker.
the act of pulling up on the girl’s ears while she’s performing f-ll-t–.
homes: i gave tanisha a spocker while she was doin’ her thang last night and i notice this morning that they is stuck like ‘at still.
dmaster f: word, n-gg-. you a regular lbj!
two fingers in the pink, and two in the stink. make the “live long and prosper” sign, with two fingers in her p-ssy and two in her p–p-chute.
d-mn, that girl was a freak! she was beggin’ for the shocker!
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