spoge
to talk before you think
daymo : boss will you give me a promotion as my girlfriend has promised me b-m s-x if i get one.
boss: you are a complete spoge
s-m-n, or nut, c-m, skeet, j-zz, guy gup, man juice, cream…
dude, i spooged all over my keyboard.
imbecile, useless oxygen thief
that daymo really is a useless tw-t
yes he’s a complete spoge
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