Spon-Bon
a kick–ss abbreviation for the words: “spontaneous b-n-r”. if you’re a rocket scientist, this means that the p-n-s will become erect for no apparent reason.
see morning wood or afternoon wood.
jack to john: “i have a spon-bon…”
john: “you know what i do? i flip my b-n-r up into my waistband. it hides it and it feels awesome. once, i almost blew a load into my bellyb-tton.”
jack: “sh-t! don’t have time!”
hannah: “jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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