Spone
verb – to spone; intercourse while in the spooning position.
we totally sponed last night 😮
(verb) to perform oral s-x on a woman. origin: a spelling mistake in an im transcription of a well known bad joke.
the nurse sponed the woman.
originating from youths with simply way too much spare time. is the act of playing with the back of someones head. usually an affectionate act, although you can use a phone book or waffle iron if you feel creative.
he was sponing the back of my head. and it felt good…
i’ll spone that f-cker with my two-by-four…
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