an idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid
girl 1: i told you to go get that checked
girl 2: yeah well.. i didn’t
girl 1: you bl–dy sponga
bloke: i’m gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
girl: dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle
- bruce wayned
when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d-mn, hope is he okay. when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d-mn, hope is he okay.
a person under the age of 18 pretending to be one of the following: cool, gangster, thug, mememaster and bad-ss. they tend to be usually found in cape coral middle schools and sometimes elementaries. usually is very cringey and uses x in his ign. popboy: (plays ultimate by denzel curry and repeatedly says old memes) […]
- roman squat
an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a. this ritual may be done on account of a lack of […]
- alice tranter
a girl who is self obsessed and a m-ssive b-tch. she is a manipulator and a liar and uses people. no one should trust her because she generally chats absolute sh-t. her ugliness compliments her personality. man that girl reminded me of alice tranter, what a b-tch! lol that girl is so ugly, she must […]
- touch m*ffin
when you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, c-m, v-g-n- juices to make a creamy m-ffin. tina: bill gave me a touch m-ffin last night! atira: no way i wish i could get a man like that to give me a touch m-ffin! tina: stfu atira you ugly sl-t.