an idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid
girl 1: i told you to go get that checked
girl 2: yeah well.. i didn’t
girl 1: you bl**dy sponga
bloke: i’m gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
girl: dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle
- bruce wayned
when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d*mn, hope is he okay. when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d*mn, hope is he okay.
a person under the age of 18 pretending to be one of the following: cool, gangster, thug, mememaster and bad*ss. they tend to be usually found in cape coral middle schools and sometimes elementaries. usually is very cringey and uses x in his ign. popboy: (plays ultimate by denzel curry and repeatedly says old memes) […]
- roman squat
an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a. this ritual may be done on account of a lack of […]
- alice tranter
a girl who is self obsessed and a m*ssive b*tch. she is a manipulator and a liar and uses people. no one should trust her because she generally chats absolute sh*t. her ugliness compliments her personality. man that girl reminded me of alice tranter, what a b*tch! lol that girl is so ugly, she must […]