Sponge Blitz


the act of a buyers blitzing the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all spng products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be sponge blitzing petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack–ss-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words sponge-blitz for the rest of his days

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