Sponge Bob Squishy Pants


an fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese -ss into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
bertha who you trying to kid squishing your -ss into those jeans. why don’t you use your sewing skills and st-tch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

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