spooch
a pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. for instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch p-rn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. a man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.
“niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning.” “andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after i made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt.”
11 more definitions
1 – (noun) – s-m-n
2 – (verb) – a man’s climax
1 – ew! don’t put that spooch in her drink!
2 – he spooched all over yesterday
to reef down on some primo budz
let’s go spooch one down brah
sweaty poo gooch. when the gooch is thick with sweat not from excercise or friction but solely because of the urge to poo.
“dude, i think you sat in a puddle.”
“no, it’s just my m-ssy spooch.”
female genitalia area between the cl-toroos and anoos.
my spooch is not an erotic zone, dumb-ss
a verb meaning “to spend the night”. can also be used to mean “spending the night” as well by saying spoochin.
are you spoochin tonight?
kimmy plans to spooch friday cause mom says no one’s allowed over sat-rday.
to steel a kill off someone else during a game when they have taken the other person’s health fully down.
loz is killing tom, takes all of his health down and then dave comes in and spooch’s tom; gaining a point for loz’s effort. -ssuming that they are all on opposite teams.
the female genitalia
my cat licked her spooch
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