spooge-face


a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.
tarheel boy’s wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.
indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. often the idiot of a group who always ends up with sh-t on their face.
daniel: “…and then it expolided into a mushroom cloud and i dived clear and saw up this really hot milfs skirt!”

reece: “no it didnt and no u didnt”

matt: “yer man your such a spooge face”

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