spook move
the act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because “you don’t have anything going on” or someone asks you to do something at work that’s not in your job description.
usual suspects are that one cousin who’s a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into “getting you used to kids” in hopes of having more grandchildren.
that one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. you know who you are.
“john, can you watch sarah and tom for a few hours while jennifer and i go out to dinner?”
“let me get back to you on that.”
-spook move out the back door 10 minutes later-
later phone call from john, “hey i missed you leaving, so what do you say?”
“i just got -insert excuse-, sorry.”
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- Spook Strickland
heavy rock guitar player from washington state. best know for his thick tone, psychedelic blues runs and playing guitar solos with a drum stick. did ya see that spook strickland dude last night? he was playing with a drum stick on his freaking guitar!
- spoon walking
in the act of spooning while walking.(usually guys in a non-s-xual way) i say: wtf are they doing? friend says: those guys are “spoon walking”!
- spooting
the act of a dog dragging its b-tt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws. we gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug. the d-mn dog won’t stop spooting across our new carpet.
- tardy bus
used in regards to one who acts tardy/r-t-rded/lame. jeff and i were playing strip boggle while his girlfriend, monika, was riding the tardy bus.
- RACC
rir alto como o caralho! portuguese synonym of lol (laughing out loud) question: have you seen the clip “the badger song”? answer: yes, racc!