Spook My Tea


to put someone on front street or reveal someones personal business in a mistakenly, spiteful or shady way. a person whos tea has been “spooked” is now exsposed. used mainly in the gay community.

convo1… (between two gay ppl)

peachez: “i finally get my mercedes monday”
star: “you don’t even have a job wh-r-”
peachez: “b-tch don’t try to spook my tea”
read for filth spook my tea

Read Also:

  • spooning the toilet

    the act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. can also be observed if said person p-sses-out in position. approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on josh’s 21st birthday: “where’s josh?” “he’s already spooning the toilet.” “did you get […]

  • Flowgart

    to bogart the last tampon. “f-ck that b-tch, desdemona. she flowgarted my tampax and now my jeans are a mess.”

  • Spooza

    noun – a profoundly disgusting and unpalatable culinary creation similar to haggis with a slurry-like consistency, typically composed of unusual, suspect, or putrified ingredients. as a main course at the innaugural dinner, the chef served up a positively vile spooza and i’ve been retching ever since.

  • spoontaneous

    waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just h-rny) my wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

  • gettin' a stiff

    geting a b-n-r. dude, i know this hot girl, when i see her, i’m always gettin’ a stiff!


Disclaimer: Spook My Tea definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.