spoon boy
any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.
‘omg! alvin is such a spoon boy…on our second date, he not only demanded that i drive, but that i fix his hair before we went out!’
any bald kid dressed in white, who possess the uncanny ability to bend spoons.
spoon boy: do not try and bend the spoon…that’s impossible. instead only try to realize the truth…
neo: what truth?
spoon boy: there is no spoon.
neo: there is no spoon?
spoon boy: then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
a boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.
“did you hear that henry tried to seduce father john?”
“how did he do that?”
“he tried to be johns spoon boy”
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