spoon-trap bastard
a.) the idiot who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on
b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren’t. nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. thats deep. i know.
tim: “you did it again!!!!
travis: “did what?”
tim: “you left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!”
travis: “so….”
tim: “i got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap b-st-rd!”
tatianna: “ugggggh travis’ stupid jokes are so awk when he’s around all my friends”
tim: “(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap b-st-rd”
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