spootie
the remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.
whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.
spootie is that clearish greasy liquid that comes out sometimes when you fart.
hey spootie-head you stink!
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