Sporadic Minstrels
ultimate’s not good enough. we’re talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of charles sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.
sam: hey sam, sporadic minstrels are the don mecca.
sam: you don’t say?
sam: i do say!
sam: how do you say, samuel?
samuel: i don’t say, how do you say, samantha?
samantha: i say.
sam: charles sheen!?
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