SPORK JOB
to spork job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.
rambo: you suck.
chuck norris: if you don’t shut up i will spork job your mother.
in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your -ss while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells f-ck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans cl-toris
sporkjob! monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a f-ck-filled fun fest.
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