spormac


1. the terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals -ssociated with the muck kayak club. it is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.

2. a spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. also called sponcrete.
1. she’s got a bad case of spormac, man, i’d get tested if i were you

2. we had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac

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