sporting
slang for wearing. also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.
he is sporting a rare pair of air jordans.
sport⋅ing spawr-ting, spohr- -verb
an activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a compet-tive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amus-m-nt or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. this act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.
when you go to a bar, you can tell if a man is sporting because they will be in heavy pursuit (to take you home), may take your number, but will have no follow-through. often these men have many girl “friends” and are very non-committal about making plans (always looking for a better opportunity).
when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of wild bill in the silence of the lambs, except without the women skin.
brad: hey man, what’s up? what did you do last night?
tim: nothing much, i was sporting for a while.
brad: sporting?
tim: yeah, it’s when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of wild bill in the silence of the lambs, except without the women skin.
brad:…oh
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