sports willy


when a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the p-n-s and scr-t-m contract leaving one less endowed
john: “man your p-n-s is looking a bit small”
harry: “what do you expect, i’ve just played 90 minutes and it’s january, i’ve got a sports w-lly!”

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