Sportsboner


1. verb – a male that has a constant erection.
2. adj – one who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. “that dude sportsb-n-r all day.”
2. “bro, this soccer game is so awesome. i have the biggest sportsb-n-r right now.”
excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
i got a major sports b-n-r when kirby pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 world series

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