sportsman’s hankie


blowing one’s nose while outside engaging in in a sport where no tissue is available. this can only be accomplished by plugging one’s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible.
while out on a 20-mile run, my running partner utilized the sportsman’s hankie to blow his nose.

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