spotted-ass ape


fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. origin unknown.
that car is faster than a spotted–ss ape.

what the h-ll are you talking about? i ain’t never seen no spotted–ss ape.

that’s right my friend. that’s because they’re too fast!

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