Spotted Cows
a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the badlands. they look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). but make no mistake. they are cows. and they will follow you.
guildwuntvor: these spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
guildwuntvor: and these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
guildatilathehun: lol
guildwuntvor: cows follow me ….
the act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
bill, steve, jack, micheal, jamal, andre, antwan, and kanye did that aweful spotted cow to lesly yesterday
rural english slang: female virginity. encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
i asked “my dear, why do you cry?”
“i’ve lost me spotted cow!” said she.
“then let us search within your lawn!
and we shall see what we shall see”
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