Spotteh The Pie Monster
the awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. roams usually around scotland and the interweb. notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray ‘fringe’ over one eye) she wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. she is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
‘spotteh the pie monster was last spotted taking a small child’s pie. the child cried for days.’
or,
‘omg spotteh i am your loyal follower!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!’
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