Spouse Arrest


it is basically when you aren’t allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. spouse arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.
joe: hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
you: sorry joe, i’m on spouse arrest -_-

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