Spouse Louse
when a non-famous person shows up at an awards ceremony, leaching off their spouse’s fame.
“did you see sarah jessica parker’s husband at the oscars?”
“no, but i saw a donkey in a dress with some dude.”
“yeah, that’s them. her boy’s such a spouse louse!”
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