sprank
spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. which are pretty f-cking big. spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like winnie the pooh. except winnie the pooh saying some really dumb sh-t, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. in all, it’s good to be a sprank.
“mothaf-ckin spranks on a mothaf-ckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane”
to m-st-rb-t- (w-nk) in ones spare time.
example 1:
friend 1- oh i’m so bored, i’ve got nothing to do!
friend 2- go have a sprank.
example 2:
me – wooo i’m unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
1) sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he -j-c-l-t-s his sperm/crank mixture.
2) the combination of crank and sperm.
b-tch, i’m telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
commonly used to relate to a deceased friend’s girlfriend.
jeff’s sprank was a hottie
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