Spread your shit
the act of spreading one’s b-ttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his p-n-s into your rectal cavity.
antwaan wasn’t happy when he heard officer johnson say “spread your sh-t because i’m gonna b-tter your cornhole”.
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