sprektum
a health diagnosis. common for h-m-s-xual men, but also regular among big eaters and tight b-ttomed. sprektum is caused by a cracked r-ct-m. it is not lethal, but it might cause severe pain for severed, and may reduce rectal amus-m-nt.
oh my god, thrust me harder with that fat c-ck. c`mon harder. yeah!. oh yeah!. ouch. my god stop!, i`ve got sprektum. am i bleeding? how many st-tches do i need?
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