Spricket
(n.) otherwie known as the: “camel cricket” because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not “chirp”.
dad, kill those d-mn spr-ckets with a shoe.
a combination of a spider and a cricket. the insect hops around like a cricket but has the body structure of a spider. usually found in the bas-m-nt of a house.
“my bas-m-nt is full of hopping spr-ckets!”
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